Hey you know how every superhero ever has gotten like a dozen movies made about them in the last few decades and Wonder Woman still has ZERO? Someone needs to do something about this before Iron Man gets a reboot staring a toddler in 2015. 

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Make-up and style icon, Tura Satana taught me to pile it on up top and let loose everything down below. 

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We’re all familiar with the white guilt pout.  

My first Upright Citizens Brigade LA show is this SUNDAY JULY 15th at noon, the funniest hour of the day. It’s 5 bucks and I guarantee amusement.  

I fantasize about street harassing men on the regular.